Evil Eye is a surprisingly fine malt liquor that packs a wallop. It comes in at a hefty ten percent alcohol which is strong even for a guy like me. You really don't taste it 'cause if you try real hard Evil Eye sorta tastes like Hornsby Cider. Now if I only had an adventure lined up tonight this flavor experience wouldn't go to waste.
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Suprisingly I'd never had Miller Lite until my recent trip to Austin. I figure if the commish is enforcing its consumption it couldn't be all bad. It really isn't anything special in my eyes and I actually had a hard time drinking it exclusively for that night. I'll split a six with you, but you are taking the extras home.
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Lone Star is texas's very own shitty beer. While most beers are made by unionized workers I have this secret belief that Lone Star is made by illegals and the mentally disabled awaiting execution...
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Once when we were young we thought our dreams could be real. My dream was to find a beer which could be consumed hot. As I get older the realization occured that I may never complete my quest. Side pocket hot is like being punched in the throat while swallowing cough syrup. It isn't fair to write a review on a beer I only tried hot but life isn't fair son.
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This beer is really pretty interesting. It has a texture simular to Mac and Jacks African Amber and is a lot heavier than the hefeweizens I have had previously. I was told that Hacker-Pschorr Weisse has a sixty/forty blend of wheat and something or another... It doesn't really matter whats in it. I mean, really?
Mike's Rating: 2.5 out of 5
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Perhaps you need to be in the right state of mind but Harp has been a favorite of mine for sevaral years now. Maybe its that underdog image it carries for some due to the popularity Guinness holds. I was once told the only reason Harp was created was in order to make black and tans. I mean thats gotta give you a complex. Well I love you just how you are Harp.
Mike's Rating: 3 out of 5
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I'll have to admit that I was a little skeptical about this stuff. My only real experience with MGD was as a kid my mom used to keep a couple of 'em in the fridge. I asked why she did that since I never saw her drink beer and she said it was so that in case anyone every broke into the house they'd know a man lived there. Don't ask me the rationality behind this, I mean they would have had to already broken into the house and I have my doubts the watch beers would chase them off. Regardless of its lack of intimidatability it isn't really that bad of a beer. I've even heard a few say that it might even ranked up there as the king of lawnmower beers. I'm not sure about all that but overall it could be much much worse.
Mike's Rating: 2 out of 5
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Don't let the big gold quality star on the can fool you, this ain't no value right beer. Sapporo has been a friend of mine for a long long time. I like their cans that sorta look like eight inch shells. It is a very smooth beer but it doesn't come out feeling like a lite (light) beer at all. Yummy Yummy!
Mike's Rating: 3 out of 5
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Unlike it's delicious counterpart, Mickey's Ice lacks everything that makes Mickeys Mickeys. Light on flavor, M.I. tries hard to act like the lawnmower beer it never was. You just can't be what the good lord didn't put in you, even I know that.
Mike's Rating: 1.5 out of 5
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So it isn't fancy or high brow. It lacks the sophistication many looking forward to in a beverage. What it does have is a big fucking bear on the bottle! And that's really all it really has. Although, I had a good time drinking on it. It is just another cheap malt liquor, but hey, who said there is anything wrong with that?
Mike's Rating: 1.5 out of 5
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No its not a near beer and in all honesty its not really that bad. I had been led to believe that Rainer ranked up there somewhere between Alabama swamp water and those liters of urine Russ used to keep under his bed. In fact Rainer has inspired me to make new section on the beer page, and no. It isn't called crappy beer Mike likes.
Mike's Rating: 1.5 out of 5
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Zywiec is a tasty little polish beer that a pretty little polish girl gave me. Then she swore at someone and went outside for a smoke. The beer itself is pretty smooth and comes with a little beer thermometer on the back of the bottle. I guess that means its out of the running for the quest for the ultimate "Hot Beer?"
Mike's Rating: 3.5 out of 5
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