This beer is really pretty interesting. It has a texture simular to Mac and Jacks African Amber and is a lot heavier than the hefeweizens I have had previously. I was told that Hacker-Pschorr Weisse has a sixty/forty blend of wheat and something or another... It doesn't really matter whats in it. I mean, really?
Mike's Rating: 2.5 out of 5
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Perhaps you need to be in the right state of mind but Harp has been a favorite of mine for sevaral years now. Maybe its that underdog image it carries for some due to the popularity Guinness holds. I was once told the only reason Harp was created was in order to make black and tans. I mean thats gotta give you a complex. Well I love you just how you are Harp.
Mike's Rating: 3 out of 5
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I'll have to admit that I was a little skeptical about this stuff. My only real experience with MGD was as a kid my mom used to keep a couple of 'em in the fridge. I asked why she did that since I never saw her drink beer and she said it was so that in case anyone every broke into the house they'd know a man lived there. Don't ask me the rationality behind this, I mean they would have had to already broken into the house and I have my doubts the watch beers would chase them off. Regardless of its lack of intimidatability it isn't really that bad of a beer. I've even heard a few say that it might even ranked up there as the king of lawnmower beers. I'm not sure about all that but overall it could be much much worse.
Mike's Rating: 2 out of 5
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Don't let the big gold quality star on the can fool you, this ain't no value right beer. Sapporo has been a friend of mine for a long long time. I like their cans that sorta look like eight inch shells. It is a very smooth beer but it doesn't come out feeling like a lite (light) beer at all. Yummy Yummy!
Mike's Rating: 3 out of 5
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Unlike it's delicious counterpart, Mickey's Ice lacks everything that makes Mickeys Mickeys. Light on flavor, M.I. tries hard to act like the lawnmower beer it never was. You just can't be what the good lord didn't put in you, even I know that.
Mike's Rating: 1.5 out of 5
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So it isn't fancy or high brow. It lacks the sophistication many looking forward to in a beverage. What it does have is a big fucking bear on the bottle! And that's really all it really has. Although, I had a good time drinking on it. It is just another cheap malt liquor, but hey, who said there is anything wrong with that?
Mike's Rating: 1.5 out of 5
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No its not a near beer and in all honesty its not really that bad. I had been led to believe that Rainer ranked up there somewhere between Alabama swamp water and those liters of urine Russ used to keep under his bed. In fact Rainer has inspired me to make new section on the beer page, and no. It isn't called crappy beer Mike likes.
Mike's Rating: 1.5 out of 5
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Zywiec is a tasty little polish beer that a pretty little polish girl gave me. Then she swore at someone and went outside for a smoke. The beer itself is pretty smooth and comes with a little beer thermometer on the back of the bottle. I guess that means its out of the running for the quest for the ultimate "Hot Beer?"
Mike's Rating: 3.5 out of 5
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Talk about a dark beer! Christ this stuff will knock your socks off and replace them with cement tennies. While I enjoyed Old Rasputin I can't say that I would necessarily drink it again at least not willingly. Some of you beer snobs like your beer the consistency of tar. That's your choice but when you get cancer of the garsnuckle I don't wanna hear any complaining.
Mike's Rating: 2 out of 5
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The Red Menace is a extremely red beer made in Seattle Washington. I first had it a couple weeks back and it helped make the night. I can't really talk about anything that happened but lets just say its one of those nights people talk about for a while. Or they would, if they could. If they weren't all dead.... Or... *Cough* It's lovely weather we're having here wouldn't you say?
Mike's Rating: 4 out of 5
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