Come over here. Smell this. Skunks. Skunks must have shat in my bottle of Peroni. This stuff must come from the same school as Grolsch. The only academy I know of that encourages its pupils to smell like a garbage dump. That said Peroni isn't actually that bad. In a lot of ways I liked it but felt like I'd had this before in a different bottle, with a different label... It's been done before. Better.
Do you remember that night? Maybe it was the only night you'd ever let yourself have with her. Maybe it was the only night you ever could have had with her. You remember the bricks on the wall. The people around you rolling their eyes with mock jealously. The only thing they're jealous of that its you and not them. And when she begged you to go home with her the smile you and told her no. 
You ever gotten up to pee and when you got back your beer tasted suspiciously like cigarette ashes? But you're not one to throw out a beer, especially one that cost you more than half of what your hourly wage is. So you drink it. You drink it trying your damnedest to keep you eyes off her tits all the while feigning interest in whatever she's rambling about. Well, I've got news for you if were drinking Kingfisher. It was probably just that patented stale taste of Kingfisher Premium Lager. Drink up. It tastes like yesterday.
Why does every beer taste like this? It seems a waste to pay more for an import that tastes like a whole line of domestics. 
One bag of Cheetos too many. Thats what ruined this beer and it was no fault of its own. That was on me. 
According to the bottle, "Here at Young's we've created a family of flavoursome [sic] ales with different styles and tastes, united by a common belief that good ale, brewed properly and with passion, can be enjoyed by all." Amen, brothers. My first thought was that this stuff actually tastes a little like chocolate, unlike most other "chocolate" beers. It must be the "double." This is a thick, rich beer that will fill you up after about a quarter of a pint, but has a smooth, Nes Quick powder flavor that will keep you drinking 'til the bottles gone. It's not super strong, weighing in at 5.2%, but it's a good dessert type beer, or if you just feel like having one. But who ever just wants one?
My best friend used to get excited to visit Texas, partially because that meant she could buy Sparks. With that in mind, I bought a four-pack recently and expected to be blown away. This drink lures you in with the novelty of the Alcoholic Energy Drink that (an email informed me) contains the equivalent of three beers and eight cups of coffee. That said, I managed to get two and a half down in as many hours, and I felt nothing out of the ordinary. The taste is certainly nothing to compel one to drink it. Energy drinks are good, and alcohol is good, but combined, they taste (as Michael put it) like a sweet tart in a can...but not in the good way that you might imagine. Definitely not worth a second try.
Good beer are refreshing. Good beers are made from sorghum? Surprisingly they can be. While on another seeking employment adventure I came across what I presumed was a tasty red. I really need to start reading labels... It did end up being yummy however even if it was made without wheat or barley. I was honestly surprised how good it was. So if you feel like passing on the gluten, give it a shot. 
There were a hundred different reasons I got this one. New Saint Andrews, I enjoy Belhaven brews for the most point, hell even the fact it was a product of Scotland was in play. It never occurred to me that it was a golf beer even though it said as much on the bottle... I really enjoyed it. So try it. Don't watch golf though. And don't tell me that Tiger Woods is an athlete, I don't want to hear it. Drink your beer and shut up so the rest of us can enjoy ours.
The first time I had this was also my first adventure with Indian food. In comparison to the food, Taj Mahal was pretty good. I had a chance to revisit it recently and had a change of opinion. Granted it won't ever make you smell like curry and then proceed to push you away all night because of said smell. And I bet it won't get all pissy when you bring it to light that it was her idea that you went to that shit hole in the first place... No. It won't do that. 
To sum things up, this is the best beverage I've ever tasted. Made from Granny Smith apples (I'm assuming), it has the sweetness of a cider without being overwhelmingly saccharine. It has a curious flavor that keeps me interested, and an alcohol content that keeps me happy. If Woodchuck were to figure out how to make a diet version of this drink and put in it in slightly more work-appropriate packaging, you can rest assured I'd be spending half of my per diem allowance on these at least five days a week.
